I do not understand Buddhism.

Huh.

Wearing freshly-pressed blue business shirts. Maybe even a few of the really ugly ones with the white collars.

Worrying about how new my Mercedes looks. Worrying (secretly) that BMWs are cooler!

Watching the stock ticker on CNBC.

Date rapin' my way through college.

Hanging out at all the upscale sports bars.

Laughin' at the poor fucks.

Marvelling over my new tablet pc.

Maybe ordering a 50" plasma screen tv for my downtown loft.

Quietly scheming to backstab my supervisor.

REALLY DIGGING the latest Foo Fighters single.

Hey, my folks would be happy.




WHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYY??????????????

I am drunk and in the midst of a profound identity crisis. GIVE ME TRUTH!

Also, IP logging has been turned off. AN YONMOUS! TRUTH! WHISKEY!