nationElectric ([info]nationelectric) wrote,
@ 2008-05-12 01:37:00
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Eh, fuckit, I'm just going to take the easy route and become a religious zealot. Okay kids, this is your chance to sell me: why should I die for your god?

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[info]dicemonkey
2008-05-12 11:22 am UTC (link)
Become a Pastafarian like me and worship the flying spaghetti monster. He offers both a beer volcano and stripper factory in his heaven!

As his great prophet Al Dente once said, "And lo did his noodly appendage toucheth mine heart, and forever since have I been filled with his squishy love."

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[info]packbat
2008-05-12 12:28 pm UTC (link)
My god won't screw with you after you die. Everyone gets exactly fair treatment - you die, it's over. :D

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[info]galbinus_caeli
2008-05-12 02:44 pm UTC (link)
Because I haven't collected enough corpse parts to finish my god yet. Your contributions might be enough to complete the project. 4oz of brain matter and an additional 8oz of combined genital mass should do it.

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[info]hexapod
2008-05-12 02:53 pm UTC (link)
my god has tentacles.

Oh wait. I'm godless, but if I had a god it would have tentacles.

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[info]fulguritus
2008-05-12 03:34 pm UTC (link)
Well, you can't avoid dying, so um...MY God? Why mine? What's the difference from any other than my relationship with God?

I'm a pantheist. So whatever God you choose, you choose "my" God. So I totally win this, whichever way You go! YAY!!!

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[info]nationelectric
2008-05-13 06:55 am UTC (link)
You're gonna have a hard time gaining converts if you keep being this inclusive. ;)

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[info]fulguritus
2008-05-13 06:58 am UTC (link)
Estoy ganando!!!!

I don't know...I'm pretty good at converting people.

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My advice?
[info]nationelectric
2008-05-13 07:16 am UTC (link)
Try pointy hats. The people love a good pointy hat.

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Re: My advice?
[info]fulguritus
2008-05-13 05:28 pm UTC (link)
I've been looking for just the right one. I think I'll have to go to the Ren Fest to get the right one...

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[info]red_tanya
2008-05-12 05:38 pm UTC (link)
because my god is tasty with milk and sugar.

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[info]totalfantasy
2008-05-12 07:08 pm UTC (link)
Because Jesus saves, but Bob invests.

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[info]temujin9
2008-05-12 11:17 pm UTC (link)
That's my line . . . though you're forgetting the sacred air quotes.

And if you're really that lacking for dogmatic authority, I suppose I could step in. No sadistic overlord is truly complete until he has a couple of toadying minions believing he's God, anyway.

Sorry, no 401K yet. HR is working on it, but its hard to get good financial services as a bootstrap Evil Empire operation. Nobody even wants to talk to you until after you've already filled the local water with mind-control drugs.

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[info]fulguritus
2008-05-13 06:59 am UTC (link)
He doesn't invest as much as you'd think...

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